Normally, I wouldn’t call out my fellow A.V. Club members in such a public forum, but after attending two weddings in two straight weeks, I believe that our staff writers must get busy on a definitive ...

If you’ve ever been to a wedding, you have an idea of the songs that kill. “Uptown Funk” will get everyone dancing, from your kid nephew to your great-grandmother. Anything by Beyonce is sure to get ...