Screenshot from DuckTales Theme Song by Disney Channel Animation, via YouTube. Used under fair use for commentary. Some TV theme songs don't just introduce a show; they announce themselves. You hear ...

As if it isn't already exciting enough that DuckTales is making a return next year with a brand new show on Disney XD, the star-studded cast was just announced -- and it's pretty impressive. To give ...

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by ...