It is unclear whether Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones kept their legs uncrossed … “Sir, I’m sorry, but you need to take your seat please!” growled the plus-size security goon, leaving me no ...

Hey, what’s the tallest vagina you’ve seen while sitting next to your mother? For me, it was the 20-foot-tall vagina of Valentine’s Day 2003. But let’s go back a bit. When I was a kid I had crossed ...