I Wrote ‘Dude, Where's My Car' 25 Years Ago. It Would Never Be Made Today.

In 2000, the author was a young screenwriter writing broad, crude humor to sell into a marketplace that valued it. Then offers dried up. Today, he's quit Hollywood to become a therapist.

The cars of Eenie Meanie

“Eenie Meanie. Always cleaning up everybody’s messes.” Eenie Meanie’s wheel-woman sequences have prompted countless ...